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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

How physicists used antimatter, supercomputers and giant magnets to solve a 20-year-old mystery - The Conversation

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Stefon Diggs won’t discuss the contents of his bag on the boat - NBC Sports

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Costco opens a whole new kind of store - TheStreet

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Plants have a secret, second set of roots deep underground that scientists didn't know about - Live Science

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Farewell to the Penny — A Tiny Coin’s Outsized Legacy - PYMNTS.com

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

BOJ braces for higher interest rates with provisions boost - Nikkei Asia

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

No go.

Rare Labubu sells for more than $150,000 at auction - CNN