What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:35

Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Neuroscientists find individual differences in memory response to amygdala stimulation - PsyPost
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Stefon Diggs won’t discuss the contents of his bag on the boat - NBC Sports
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Costco opens a whole new kind of store - TheStreet
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Farewell to the Penny — A Tiny Coin’s Outsized Legacy - PYMNTS.com
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
BOJ braces for higher interest rates with provisions boost - Nikkei Asia
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
No go.